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Soccer Blonde (Whatever jokes)
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids…
Redneck Soccer (Uncategorised jokes)
You know your a redneck if you're playing soccer and you say ''I hit my two best balls today... with a rake.''
Barbie Turns 40 (Whatever jokes)
Yes, it's hard to believe,
but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, just in time to greet the new century. And they've been
40 full, rich years. She began as a glamorous airline stewardess when she was in…
69 Things to do in Wal-Mart (Whatever jokes)
* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
* Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
* Set all the alarm clocks …
Sports For Laughs "...and there is Ola Petrova from (Uncategorised jokes)
Sports For Laughs
"...and there is Ola Petrova from Romania, I tip her as a future champion. I saw her snatch this morning, and it was magnificent.."
(David Coleman - Weightlifting commentator)
Nine Comments to Take Back (Sexuality jokes)
Here are the top nine comments made by sports commentators during the 2004 Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw …
Pregnant Teacher (Uncategorised jokes)
One day four boys were playing soccer in the schoolyard. They kicked the ball up in the trees and none of the boys could get it, so they go get the teacher, who was pregnant. So she goes up the tree a…
Bumpersticker Bonanza (Whatever jokes)
* Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
* If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
* Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an assho…
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the (Uncategorised jokes)
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE
To the citizens of the United States of America,
In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves and, by …