Found 41 results for twins jokes
The Millennium Kid (Business jokes)
ir, You're the father of twins.''
''What a coincidence,'' the man said with some obvi … I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.''
The nurse returned in a little while
Risky High Seas Adventure (Whatever jokes)
was this couple that had twins and they couldn't decide what to name them. When they were … dad decides to take the twins on a trip out to sea to go fishing. Months pass, then years
Siamese Twins (Foreign jokes)
Q: Why did the Siamese twins move to England?
A: So the other one could drive.
The Florist's Twins (Whatever jokes)
hear about the florist's twins?
Why yes! One was a budding genius and the other was a
Punny Pun Pun (Whatever jokes)
iter's cramp.A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a fam … responds, ''But they are twins - if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal!''
Mr. Phillard's Twins (Whatever jokes)
fe is fine and she had twins, a boy and a girl. Because you were unconscious and your
Four fonts walk into a bar The barman says "Oi - get (Uncategorised jokes)
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a fami … responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Typical Man at Bedtime (Uncategorised jokes)
There's this husband and wife that have twin beds in their bedroom because the husband has a problem kicking in his sleep. One night the husband looks over at his wife and says, ''Honey, why don't yo…
Twinbians (Uncategorised jokes)
What do you call twin lesbians?
The Proxy Father (Business jokes)
''And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their moth
Do You Know Jack S*!#? (Uncategorised jokes)
Has anyone ever said to you, ''Do you know Jack Shit?'' You would if you knew the full story.
See, Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit and Oh Shit, the owners of the Kneedeep Shit Inn.
Your Butt So Big (Medical jokes)
r said "Congratulations! Twins!"
How Operating Systems are like Knights (Technology jokes)
In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled the sword from the stone and slaughtered everyone with it, comes the knights of the MS Table:
Sir DOS: Plain complexion and no armor. Ride…
Split Up The Middle (Sexuality jokes)
Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old bo
Demon Babies (Whatever jokes)
ller said she would have twins - and they would be demons. The news somehow got on TV, so
26 Things the Movies Taught You... (Uncategorised jokes)
e of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? (Lawyer jokes)
all Satan and a lawyer?
Two Little Problems (Uncategorised jokes)
Two twin brother, virgin midgets decide to get two hookers for their 21st birthday. So the two grab two hookers, rent a hotel room, turn off the lights and proceed to partake in the festivities.
You Know You're Out Of College When... (College jokes)
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.
3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
5. You have to pay your own…
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say (Bush jokes)
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They're clones. Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
9) My fellow Americans, I have to admit to something. I accid…