Found 82 results for ugly jokes
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Your Pants (Uncategorised jokes)
Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first bum, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell. He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you shit your pants?'…
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True [Stupid] Crime Stories (Whatever jokes)
A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false police report after he called 911 to report... his own murder. The man told the operator he had been "murdered, beaten, possibly kidnapped and throw…
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Yo Mama's so Smelly... Oxygen (Medical jokes)
Yo mama's so smelly, when you were being delivered, the doctor was wearing the oxygen mask.
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Goodyear Rubber (Sexuality jokes)
Q. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A. One's a Goodyear and the other's a great year!
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Sin and Shame (Sexuality jokes)
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It's a sin to put it in, but a shame to pull it out!
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The Archaeologist's Wife (Sexuality jokes)
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have -- the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
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Florida Orange Growers (Sports jokes)
There is no truth to the rumor that the Florida Orange Growers have offered O.J. Simpson $3 million to change his name to Snapple....
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Blonde With a Runny Nose (Uncategorised jokes)
What does it mean when a blonde has a runny nose?
She's full.
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Strawberry Delight (Uncategorised jokes)
A man walked into the doctor's office and said, ''Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my ass.''
The doctor replied, ''I've got cream for that.''
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Ketchup and Liquor (Uncategorised jokes)
(repeat ketchup and liquor after every phrase)
1. What did you have for breakfast?
2. What did you have for lunch?
3. What did you have for dinner?
4. What do you do when a hot blonde w
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David Beckham (Foreign jokes)
What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!
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A Cork Radio Station (Uncategorised jokes)
A Cork, Ireland radio station was holding an on-air contest to see who could come up with the best word not in a dictionary that would still make sense in a sentence. One of the first callers used the…
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Redneck Track & Field (Sports jokes)
You might be a redneck if you think wind sprints means running from a fart.
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Blonde Alumna (College jokes)
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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BlondeMotorWorks (Blonde jokes)
Why does a blond prefer BMW over Chevrolet?
She can spell BMW!
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Love & Basketball (Uncategorised jokes)
What's the difference between basketball and sex?
In basketball you dribble before you shoot!
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Mr. Bubbles (Children jokes)
Q: Do you remember blowing Mr.Bubbles when you was a kid?
A: Well, he called me last night and told me to tell you hello.
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Joining the Colony (Sexuality jokes)
Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony?
The first day was his hardest.
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Quick Visit to the Dentist (Medical jokes)
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible rush. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible."
"Y…
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Dangerously Cheesy (Uncategorised jokes)
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nachocheese.
