Found 82 results for ugly jokes
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He Has Four Balls (Foreign jokes)
A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said…
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You Might Be a Redneck...Pick-up (Redneck jokes)
You might be a redneck if your mattress has more miles than your pick-up.
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Blondog (Animals jokes)
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
From chasing parked cars!
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North vs. South Fairy Tale Showdown (Uncategorised jokes)
What's the difference between a Northern and a Southern Fairy Tale?
The Norther Fairy Tale begins with "Once upon a time..." The Southern Fairy Tale begins with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.
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C.E.O. D.U.M.B (Business jokes)
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.
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Yo mama''''''''s so dumb, her favorite color is .. (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo mama''''''''s so dumb, her favorite color is clear!
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Yo mama so short... (Whatever jokes)
Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb.
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Improvements in Hell (Religion jokes)
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning,…
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Yo mama...tide (Yo Mama jokes)
Yo mama so ugly ,the tide wouldn't even take her out!!
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Easter Blondies (Religion jokes)
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them before they could enter Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday wher…
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Who dun it? (Animals jokes)
You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and you take the credit.
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Where did it go? (Anti-Joke jokes)
A blond was driving to the airport when she saw a sign that read, "Airport - Left," so she turned around and went back home.
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Summer School for Slackers (College jokes)
Fail a class? Drop one too many? Don't worry about it. In order to keep money flowing into our institution we've created a summer program that any slacker could pass.
New Course Offerings for the Su…
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Madman Rapist (Uncategorised jokes)
A woman was being raped by an escaped mental patient. A reporter wrote an article about it and then sent it to the editor. The editor saw the headlines the reporter suggested: ''Woman raped; mental p…
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Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & (Uncategorised jokes)
Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio:
Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They s…
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Love Stinks (Animals jokes)
What happened to the blind skunk?
He fell in love with a fart.
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News for Adam and Eve (Uncategorised jokes)
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news.
"I've got some good news and some bad news," God said.
Adam looked at God and said, "Well, give me the good news first."
Smiling, God explained…
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Sandwich (Barroom jokes)
A man walks into a bar with a sandwich on his shoulder.
The bartender turns, looks at him and says, ''Sorry sir, we don't serve food here!!''
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Personal Inaccuracy (Insults jokes)
Your aim is so bad that you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
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Blonde's Shoes (Blonde jokes)
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
