Found 18 results for winner jokes
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An orderly in the insane asylum goes into one of the (Uncategorised jokes)
An orderly in the insane asylum goes into one of the rooms and sees one patient painting a picture and another hanging from the rafters by his toes.
The orderly said, "What does he think he's doing…
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Blonde Butter (Uncategorised jokes)
What do a blonde and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread!
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Dem Bones a' Rattle (Whatever jokes)
Why did the skeleton Burp?
Cause it didn't have the Guts to fart!!!!
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The Judge (Whatever jokes)
A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw."
From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
"Silence in the court!" the …
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Baked beans and their delightful tune (Whatever jokes)
A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't ima…
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HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I (Uncategorised jokes)
HER SIDE OF THE STORY
He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The conversation was quite slow go…
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The Real Skywalker Lineage (Entertainment jokes)
isten, ten years old and winner of the Boonta Eve Open, the only human to ever fly a Pod R
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Some definitions for you:- Air Buffet: A lingering (Uncategorised jokes)
Some definitions for you:-
Air Buffet: A lingering gaseous meal, larger than an air biscuit.
Armbreaker: Particularly energetic wank.
Arse Spider: Tenacious well knotted winnit that cannot be rem…
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"What to Do with Hotel Soap" The following letters (Uncategorised jokes)
"What to Do with Hotel Soap"
The following letters are taken from an actual incident between a London hotel and one of its guest. The hotel ended up submitting the letters to the London Sunday Time…
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One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door in (Uncategorised jokes)
One day a new vacuum salesman is going door-to-door in a new neighborhood. The salesman goes and knocks on a door. A mean looking woman answers but the salesman decided to go ahead and try to sell her…
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Blonde Bird (Blonde jokes)
What do you call a blonde bird?
A swallow!
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Bill Gates Meets God So God brings Clinton, Yeltsin (Uncategorised jokes)
Bill Gates Meets God
So God brings Clinton, Yeltsin and Bill Gates to his office and says
"Men, I've decided to bring an end to the world this Thursday -- I want you to go back and tell your peop…
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Curd and Rod (Sexuality jokes)
Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes.
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You're so stupid, you sleep with... (Insults jokes)
You're so stupid, you sleep with a measuring tape to see how long you sleep.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a (Uncategorised jokes)
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on (Uncategorised jokes)
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York City. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The tired blonde just wants to take a nap, poli…
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Bill Clinton Still Blows (Uncategorised jokes)
Did you hear? Bill Clinton stopped playing the sexophone
and now he is playing the whoremonica.
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Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and (Uncategorised jokes)
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having sex?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
