Barroom jokes → Two Twenties

A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. �Damn,� he says. �I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she�s gonna kill me.�

�Not to worry,� says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk�s pocket. �Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.�

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. �Why are there two twenties?� she asks.

The drunk replies, �Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.�

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