Medical jokes → Deadly Gas

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “I can�t stop passing gas. Luckily, my farts don�t smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I�ve farted twice since I�ve been here in your office, but you didn�t even notice.”

“I can help you,” says the doc. “Take these pills and come back next week.”

The next week, the lady returns. “Doctor,” she says, “I don�t know what you gave me, but now my farts reek.”

The doctor says, “Good, we fixed your sinuses! Now let�s work on your hearing.”

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