Sports jokes → Caddy Humor

Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?

Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn’t you?

Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?

Caddy: This isn’t a watch, sir. It’s a compass.

Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.

Caddy: Oh, he’s played with you, too, huh?

‘’Caddy, why didn’t you see where that ball went?’’

‘’Well, it doesn’t usually go anywhere, Mr. Smith. You caught me off guard.’’

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