Technology jokes → Emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively. Well, how about some “ass-cons”? Here goes:

(!)      a regular ass

(!)    a fat ass

(!)        a tight ass

(.)      a flat ass

(^)      a bubble ass

(*)      a sore ass

(!_)     a lop-sided ass

{_!_}      a swishy ass

(o)      an ass that’s been around

(O)      an ass that’s been around even more

(x)      kiss my ass

(X)      leave my ass alone

(zzz)    a tired ass

(o^o)    a wise ass

(13)     an unlucky ass

($)      Money coming out of his ass

(?)      Dumb Ass

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