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    In Lebanon, men are legally
allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death.

    In Bahrain, a male doctor
may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them
during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    Muslims are banned from
looking at the genitals of a corpse.  This also applies to undertakers; the sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with cloth or piece of wood at all times.

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed
wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare
hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)

    Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.

    In Cali, Columbia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only “in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.”

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Texans are so in love with cheeseburgers, they’ll eat them even when they know there isn’t any meat in them, but a meat-like substance also used to seal cracks in bathtubs.

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