Uncategorised jokes → Christmas Gifts for Wives

Three men sat at a bar discussing the Christmas presents they had for their wives. The first man said that he had bought his wife a vacation home in the Bahamas – and also one in Jamaica. “That way,” he said, “if she doesn’t like one, she can use the other!”

The second man said he had bought his wife a Mercedes sports car and a Rolls Royce for exactly the same reason.

The third man said, “I bought my wife a negligee and a vibrator. That way, if she doesn’t like the negligee, she can go screw herself.”

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