Uncategorised jokes → England v Brazil

Fast forward to 2004, it is just before England v Brasil at the
Millennium Stadium, an important European Championship qualifier game.
Ronaldo goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his
team mates looking a bit glum.
“What’s up?” he asks.
“Well, we’re having trouble getting motivated for this game. We
know it’s important but it’s only England. They’re shite and we can’t be
Ronaldo looks at them and says “Well, I reckon I can beat these by
myself, you lads go down the pub.”
So Ronaldo goes out to play England by himself and the rest
of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so get they
landlord to put the teletext on.
A big cheer goes up as the screen reads
“Brasil 1 – England 0 (Ronaldo 10 minutes)”
He is beating England all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until
someone remembers “It must be full time now, let’s see how he got on”
They put the teletext on. "Result from the Millennium Stadium :
Brasil 1(Rinaldo 10 minutes) – England 1 (D.Beckham 89 minutes).
They can’t believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him.
They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his
in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. “I’ve let you down, I’ve let you down”
“Don’t be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself.
And they only scored at the very very end!”
“No, No, I have, I’ve let you down!. I got sent off after 12 minutes”

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