Uncategorised jokes → Koalas & Their Affinity For Oral Sex

This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of Sydney, and they both retire to a hotel room. The Koala, as it turns out, is only into oral sex, and after about an hour or two of giving the hooker head gets up and begins climbing out the window.

“Where are you going? You haven’t paid me,” complains the prostitute. “Look it up in the dictionary. A prostitute is someone who exchanges sexual favors for money.”

“Look me up in the dictionary, too,” says the Koala. “I’m a marsupial who eats bushes and leaves.”

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