Uncategorised jokes → The Skin Canoes

There were three guys who where rowing a canoe down a river in the Amazon and all of a sudden all these natives popped out, captured them, tied them up and carried them off to their chief.
So the chief said that after they killed them they were going to make canoes out of their skin." He asked each one how they wanted to die.
The first guy said ‘’Hell, just cut my head off.’’
The second guy said ‘’Just shoot me.’’
The third guy said, ‘’Give me a fork.’’
So they did, and he grabbed it and started to stab himself while screaming, ’’FUCK YOUR CANOES."

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