Uncategorised jokes → Politically Correct Woman: She is not a BLEACHED

Politically Correct Woman:

She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

She is not a BAD COOK – She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She is not HALF NAKED – She is WARDROBE IMPAIRED.

She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWELRY – She is METALLICALLY OVERBURDENED.

She is not CONCEITED – She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES

She does not want to be MARRIED – She wants to lock you in DOMESTIC INCARCERATION.

She does not GAIN WEIGHT – She is a METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER.

She is not DUMB – She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She is not TOO SKINNY – She is SKELETALLY PROMINENT.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE – She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not HATE TELEVISED SPORTS – She is ATHLETICALLY IGNORANT.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH PERFUME – She commits FRAGRANCE ABUSE.

She does not GO SHOPPING – She is MALL FLUENT.

She is not an AIRHEAD – She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY – She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY – She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She does not WEAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP – She has reached COSMETIC SATURATION.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS – She is GRAVITY RESISTANT.

She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She does not have THIN LIPS – She is COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

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