Uncategorised jokes → Ten Stupidest Names In Football 1) Johnny Vegas Not

Ten Stupidest Names In Football

1) Johnny Vegas Not the fat man who tells blue jokes at the Edinburgh festival, but rather the Peruvian goalkeeper who featured in a recent World Cup qualifier against Colombia.

2) Milan Fukal Horribly-barneted Sparta Prague defender who is believed to have been left out of the Czech Republic’s final 22 for Euro 2000 purely on the strength of his embarrassing surname.

3) Johnny Moustache Seychelles hero who must have been devastated not to get the call from Graeme Souness during his time at Galatasaray.

4) Bernt Haas Painful-sounding Swiss who plies his sorry trade at Grasshoppers of Zurich.

5) Norman Conquest Australian goalkeeper who made his (decidedly unlucky) 13th and last appearance for the Socceroos in the 17-0 hammering by a touring England
FA XI in Sydney on June 30, 1951. Conquest indeed!

6) Digital Takawira Zimbabwean who used to play for Kansas City Wizards in America’s MLS.

7) Danny Invincible Australian midfielder recently on trial at West Ham. Sadly failed to live up to his superhero billing and has moved to… Swindon Town.
Blam! Arrgh!

8) Quim Portuguese keeper (what is it with goalies and stupid names?) currently turning out for Sporting Braga who proves that you don’t need a long name to
sound like a t**t.

9) Wolfgang Wolf German football manager who is currently – unforgivably – coach of VfL Wolfsburg, where one of his charges is the equally improbably named Holger Ballwanz.

10) The entire squad and staff of Young Boys of Berne FC… who play at the Wankdorf Stadium.

  • Permalink
  • Reddit
  • Stumble it!