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This once again confirms that the most important information in your life won’t come from a teacher, the library or the Internet, but from a mentor and on a very personal level.


My long-passed grandfather’s birthday is coming up, and for me it is a
time to reminisce. The long walks we used to take. The long drives. The
special trips he would make to pick me up so I could spend weekends with him… and the advice he used to give!

Much was wasted because I was young when he died. If he were alive today and sharing his gems of wisdom, I’d be a better man. Those gems were well and good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandfatherly advice, came when he paused, looked me in the eye and said…

“Son, Don’t marry a woman with big hands. It makes your dick look smaller.”

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