Whatever jokes → Bumpersticker Bonanza

  • Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS?
  • If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
  • Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
  • 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
  • Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
  • JESUS SAVES . . . They Pass It To Lemieux . . .He Shoots..He..Scores!
  • You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
  • Save Your Breath … You’ll need it to blow up your date!
  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
  • My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
  • GROW YOUR OWN DOPE, PLANT A MAN.
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
  • BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
  • So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.
  • Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
  • The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
  • IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
  • Out of my mind…Back in five minutes.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Where there’s a will…I want to be on it.
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
  • Be nice to your kids…They will pick out your nursing home.
  • Always remember you’re unique…Just like everyone else.
  • Honk If You Want To See My Finger.
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