Whatever jokes → Captain Red Shirt

A ship captain always asks for his red shirt when he sights a pirate ship, and he always wins in battle against them. His first mate asks him why he always wants the red shirt and the captain replies, ‘’Because if I get wounded, you won’t see the blood and you’ll keep on fighting.‘’ The next day, a whole fleet of pirate ships attack and the first mate says, ’’Give me my brown pants!’’

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