Whatever jokes → Handy Worplace Phrases

Some pretty ‘useful’ phrases you, too, can use at the workplace when truly pushed to the edge:


1. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your
unique point of view.

2. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

3. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re
an artist.

5. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely

6. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.

7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and

8. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

9. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had
about you.

15. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn
to worship me.

16. You sound reasonable…Time to up my medication.

17. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…

20. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the
cellular level I’m really quite busy.

22. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

23. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate
yourself in public.

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