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Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says �I don�t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.�

The husband says �WHAT??�

The wife says, �You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman.�

The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.

He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can�t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.

The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, �But you don�t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let�s get it.�

The wife is jumping up and down � she�s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on.

She says �I�m ready to go, let�s go to the cash register.� The husband says, �No – no – no, honey we�re not going to buy all this stuff.� The wife�s face goes blank, �No honey – I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.�

Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says �You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man.�

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