Whatever jokes → Smoking in the Rain

Two old ladies were waiting
for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady
reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her
cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and
said, “Hey that’s a good idea! But, what is that thing you put over your

The other old lady said,
“It’s a condom.”

“A condom? Where do
you get those?”

The lady with the cigarette
told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies
arrived downtown, the old lady with all the

questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The
pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interested in
condoms, so he asked her, “What size do you want?”

The old lady thought for a
minute and said, “One that will fit a Camel.”

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