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A couple has been together for thirty years and decide to celebrate the occasion by re-walking their first ever walk together.

They amble down the same woodland path, walk by the same big oak tree, go past the same golf course and come to the same spot against the fence where they first made love. The husband says, “Come on, let’s see if we’ve still got it in us!”

The wife replies, “Oh, go on then!”

She pulls up her skirt and petticoats and he slowly unbuckles his belt and pulls down his trousers. Afterwards the man says, “You were better than you were thirty years ago!”

To which his wife replies, “That fence wasn’t electrified thirty years ago!”

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