Whatever jokes → Ponderous Notions

If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

What do they use to ship styrofoam?

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